Tyler Wright

Bucket PullWhiteSmall Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.38 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.38 punch density·1.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 29:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I work in jewelry. Anybody fuck around with jewelry?

Hell yeah.

I tell you what, my girlfriend's a real lucky one

now that I fuck with jewelry.

'Cause now she gets all the free pearl necklaces

that she wants.

[Bit 2]

Love working in jewelry.

Sit at a bench all day fixing clean stuff.

The other day I had a necklace, right?

With a crucifix pendant.

And Jesus had fallen off the cross.

So guys, I got paid to re-crucify Jesus Christ.

I have the best fucking job in the world.

I'd have done it for free, you know what I'm saying?

It's like I was in the Passion of the Christ,

it was so cool.

I was a little worried about my craftsmanship though,

like I didn't know if I did a good job or not,

so I went and asked the guy how I did.

He said, "Brother, you nailed it."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Pearl necklace" can mean jewelry or semen on a neck.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI work in jewelry. Anybody fuck around with jewelry?

setupI tell you what, my girlfriend's a real lucky one

setupnow that I fuck with jewelry.

punchline'Cause now she gets all the free pearl necklaces

tagthat she wants.