
KILL TONY #594 - ADAM RAY + JOE DEROSA
2023-01-31
Set 5 · Episode 594
Charlie Trace
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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.22 punch density·0.33 tag density
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Skips to 46:45 in the episode
[Bit 1]
So I'm not from Austin, but I moved here from New Jersey.
The one of the main reasons is recently New Jersey legalized
marijuana for recreational use.
And I want no part of that, to be honest.
When I learned that Texas is still illegal to smoke weed,
I thought perfect.
Nice weather, no legal weed, smoking barbecue.
Now, I love to smoke weed, right?
But I'm not a violent person.
I do like to commit certain petty crimes.
I'm from New York and we like to smoke weed
outside everywhere we go.
The anxiety I get on Sixth Street to take a hit of the joint
and look at the cops as they walk past me is incredible.
I love that feeling.
[Bit 2]
And not to pick on the police, you know.
Anybody heard of the group NWA, we know them, right?
The song, "Fuck the Police"
coming straight from the underground.
I think if NWA was from Austin,
they would remake the song and say,
"Fuck the police and the horses that they riding on."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“NJ legalizing weed implies moving there, but reveals moving to Texas where weed is still illegal.”
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setupSo I'm not from Austin, but I moved here from New Jersey.
setupThe one of the main reasons is recently New Jersey legalized
setupmarijuana for recreational use.
setupAnd I want no part of that, to be honest.
setupWhen I learned that Texas is still illegal to smoke weed,
punchlineI thought perfect.
tagNice weather, no legal weed, smoking barbecue.