Jameesha Albo

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Career avg·2.50 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.10 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.40 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I was adopted when I was six years old.

Fun fact about me,

I'm actually the only black person in my family.

So growing up, I thought segregation was a good idea.

I could've used my own bathroom growing up in that fucking household.

[Bit 2]

That didn't sound too shabby.

And because I didn't grow up with black people, I used words like "shabby."

[Bit 3]

Growing up with white people, white people are fun.

White people are a lot of fun.

I met this white homeless man at a stoplight recently.

He had a sign that said,

can you help an old white cracker out with some cash?

And I started thinking about

why we call white people crackers, right?

Like I know for a fact that white cracks.

But if we're gonna refer to white people as crackers,

I feel like I need to know what kind of cracker I'm dealing with in certain situations, right?

Like if I meet a white man at the Ritz Carlton, is that my Ritz cracker?

If my white drug dealer sells me weed, is that my graham cracker?

And if I let a white man come in my pussy, is that my nutcracker?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“being the only Black person in a white family implies opposition to segregation, but reveals appreciation for it.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was adopted when I was six years old.

setupFun fact about me,

setupI'm actually the only black person in my family.

punchlineSo growing up, I thought segregation was a good idea.

tagI could've used my own bathroom growing up in that fucking household.