Johnny Stach-O

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.40 punch density·0.20 tag density

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Skips to 17:35 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I had this homeless guy come up to me the other day,

and he asked me if I was ticklish.

Yeah, he really rubbed me the wrong way.

[Bit 2]

I'm really, lately I've been really into this

new online video game, pornhub.com.

The goal of it is to get to the end of the homepage

without clicking on the video.

Talk about win-win.

I have fun playing that game.

[Bit 3]

You know you're on thin ice at your company

when they ask you to fire the transgender person?

That's like telling a midget at a restaurant

that he's not qualified to work that busser position.

[Bit 4]

I guess what I'm trying to say is we're all not built to work in certain professions.

For example, I'm not built to work sober.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"rubbed me the wrong way" can mean emotionally bothered or physically stroked incorrectly.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI had this homeless guy come up to me the other day,

setupand he asked me if I was ticklish.

punchlineYeah, he really rubbed me the wrong way.