
KILL TONY #594 - ADAM RAY + JOE DEROSA
2023-01-31
Set 6 · Episode 594
Mia Chan
Bucket PullAsianWomanSmall Joke Book
Career avg·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density·2 sets
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.11 punch density·0.00 tag density
Watch Mia Chan’s set
Skips to 51:21 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm a legal immigrant,
but last year,
On June I was arrested for evading arrest, which is not true.
I was just going home in my car and stuff.
And then so like in court the judge was like, "Now you're a felon now, so you can't get
out of the border until it shakes, get clear and stuff."
So technically, I'm legal now.
[Bit 2]
I'm a Gen Z, Gen Z, I'm 23 years old.
I'm gonna be turning 24 on Thursday.
But like, yeah, it's a weird generation to grow up.
I grow up watching porn.
And, you know, I already watch everything.
And I got nothing more to watch.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“a felony arrest implies loss of legal status, but reveals the conviction ironically locks her inside the country.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupI'm a legal immigrant,
setupbut last year,
setupOn June I was arrested for evading arrest, which is not true.
setupI was just going home in my car and stuff.
setupAnd then so like in court the judge was like, "Now you're a felon now, so you can't get
setupout of the border until it shakes, get clear and stuff."
punchlineSo technically, I'm legal now.