Timely Rain

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.25 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

- The first time me and my boyfriend ever slept together.

When he got in bed, he accidentally like

kneed me right in the pussy.

I was like, that's weird way to check if I have a dick.

[Bit 2]

My new boyfriend, he's really nice.

He likes the Muppets.

And he sings wicked with me in the car.

So my mom really likes him,

but he's a little racist so my dad likes him too.

He does comedy as well.

And he's been doing it for way less than I have.

And he gets books more than I do,

which means not only is he funnier than me,

That means he sucks better dick than I do too.

[Bit 3]

I love Austin, I really do, but man,

half the people look, half the men here

look like they'll root for you.

While the other half of them look like they're like,

"Um, actually it's called Rohip-nalls."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A knee to the crotch in bed implies clumsiness, but reveals checking genital anatomy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- The first time me and my boyfriend ever slept together.

setupWhen he got in bed, he accidentally like

setupkneed me right in the pussy.

punchlineI was like, that's weird way to check if I have a dick.