Weston Bennett

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.42 punch density·1.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm not a very interesting guy, but I just started online masters in business.

But that's basically me paying $30,000 a year to basically cheat on tests and talk to my

friends like I know about finance, but not true at all by any means.

[Bit 2]

But my other hobbies, I really like playing basketball.

I'm short.

I'm white.

It's not very good for me in general.

[Bit 3]

But my one buddy says like bro,

like what are you pulling up his shoes in?

I said bro, I wear shoes I think,

really recognize me as a person.

They're called Betas.

It's an off Chinese shoe brand

and my boy says no bro.

Can't wear Betas no more to the court.

I got something better for you.

Said what you got?

He goes dude.

This guy got canceled by Nike.

He's great.

- It's Kyrie Irving's.

- It's really Kyrie Irving's.

My boy is a genius.

You know what it is?

We were canceled people's shoes to the court.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“paying for an MBA becomes so extreme that it is just paying to cheat and fake expertise.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI'm not a very interesting guy, but I just started online masters in business.

punchlineBut that's basically me paying $30,000 a year to basically cheat on tests and talk to my

tagfriends like I know about finance, but not true at all by any means.