2024-04-23

Set 7 · Episode 660

Cam Patterson

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Career avg·2.47 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.40 punch density·1.33 tag density·34 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·1.00 punch density·1.14 tag density

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[Bit 1]

We was recently in Utah,

and usually when I go to a state

they usually got most white people,

I look up on the internet,

what side of the civil war they was on.

And, 'cause you have to to be safe as a black man, right?

And Utah wasn't even a state when the Civil War was going on,

but whoever the fuck was in Utah sided with the Union.

And that's cool.

That's great.

Good team.

I fuck with them.

But I will tell you that the population in Utah of black

people is 1.6.

So even though they were like, we don't fuck with slavery,

they also were like, we don't want you niggas over here,

neither.

Stay the fuck out of Utah, bitch.

[Bit 2]

I will tell you, I like Utah because they got mountains,

dog.

And like, I never thought I was gonna be able to see

Mount Everest that close, you feel me?

What's so fucking funny, dog?

I'm from Florida, every mountain in me is Mount Everest, bitch.

[Bit 3]

I only know three mountains, Mount Everest,

Mount Kilimanjaro, big word, and uh,

it's Splash Mountain, dumbass.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Civil War allegiance could be a Black travel-safety rating.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupWe was recently in Utah,

setupand usually when I go to a state

setupthey usually got most white people,

setupI look up on the internet,

punchlinewhat side of the civil war they was on.

tagAnd, 'cause you have to to be safe as a black man, right?

tagAnd Utah wasn't even a state when the Civil War was going on,

tagbut whoever the fuck was in Utah sided with the Union.

tagAnd that's cool.

tagThat's great.

tagGood team.

tagI fuck with them.