Casey Rocket

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Career avg·2.88 bits/set·4.38 beats/set·0.34 punch density·0.63 tag density·16 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.41 punch density·0.29 tag density

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Skips to 8:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got to get out of here.

I blacked out on cologne up in last night,

and apparently I kept making my girlfriend

listen to pro-union coal-mining music again,

so it's just, "Which side are you on, Lord?"

You know, she's crying, that old chestnut.

"When are you gonna get help?" You know?

I'll tell you who needs help, the coal miners.

But that's fucking -- Biden's America, you know what I mean?

[Bit 2]

I wish all drugs gave you flashbacks.

You know, people always say that about LSD,

that it gets stored in your bones or whatever,

which is such a scary thing to tell someone on LSD, right?

You know, like, "What bones?"

And, uh... [laughs]

Whose bones?

And, uh, I wish you could just be walking through the mall

with your friends and just pop your hip,

just get a ketamine flashback from "Bonnaroo" 2012.

You know, you're just...

Oh, so they're called minions.

I don't want to go to Spencer's Gifts anymore.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Cologne intoxication becomes so extreme that it causes Appalachian labor-music relapses.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI got to get out of here.

setupI blacked out on cologne up in last night,

setupand apparently I kept making my girlfriend

punchlinelisten to pro-union coal-mining music again,

tagso it's just, "Which side are you on, Lord?"