2024-04-23

Set 8 · Episode 660

Davey Jackson

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So I've been trying out some new jerk-off techniques.

Actually, invented a couple of new techniques,

not to brag, but one of them's very similar to the stranger.

I feel like the Kill Tony universe

is pretty familiar with the stranger.

All right.

Yeah, for those of you that don't know,

it's a jerk-off technique where you sit on your own hand

until it goes numb,

and then you jerk off,

and it feels like a stranger's jerking you off.

Yeah, pretty cool technique.

I can't take credit for that one.

I did not invent it, but the one I invented

It's called the reverse stranger.

That's right.

It's where you sit on your own dick...

...until it goes numb.

Then you jerk off,

and it feels like you're jerking off a stranger.

Pretty fucking cool, guys. That's a good one.

Not a bad technique, yeah.

This final technique is the one I'm most excited about.

Been trying it out a lot.

It's where you sit on someone else's dick...

...until it goes numb.

And that is actually just gay.

It's very, very gay.

Been going through a lot.

Pretty confused. I'm Davey Jackson.

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“A numb hand could be a stranger's hand.”

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setupSo I've been trying out some new jerk-off techniques.

setupActually, invented a couple of new techniques,

setupnot to brag, but one of them's very similar to the stranger.

setupYeah, for those of you that don't know,

setupit's a jerk-off technique where you sit on your own hand

setupuntil it goes numb,

setupand then you jerk off,

punchlineand it feels like a stranger's jerking you off.

tagYeah, pretty cool technique.

tagI can't take credit for that one.