Jerry Carlin

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Watch Jerry Carlin’s set

Skips to 35:41 in the episode

[Bit 1]

-I had a mustache for a while,

but I think it looked silly on me,

so I started clean-shaving my pubes.

[Bit 2]

I used to be a cutter, but now I just spit on people.

[Bit 3]

My grandpa is starting to lose his judgment.

he can't really drive anymore.

And there was a blackout in his neighborhood,

and he almost shot the guy.

[Bit 4]

Sometimes I would like to be black,

but makeup is expensive.

[Bit 5]

If Kanye West has taught us anything,

it's that the Jews ain't worth the squeeze.

[Bit 6]

A sex worker bit my dick once, so it was half off.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A mustache looking silly implies facial hair, but reveals pubic hair.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup-I had a mustache for a while,

setupbut I think it looked silly on me,

punchlineso I started clean-shaving my pubes.