Jose Ornelas

Bucket Pull

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I used to weigh well over 300 pounds.

Yeah, doctors kept calling me weird names,

like severely unhealthy or morbidly obese.

I just thought I was round and lovable.

[Bit 2]

You know, I also suffered from what I believe

a lot of people also struggle with in this room.

It's called being stupid.

I only say I was stupid

'cause I let my mom do my back-to-school shopping

at tractor supply.

Yeah, she got me a shirt, had a picture of a barn on it,

It said, and I quote, "What happens in the barn

stays in the barn."

That's bestiality 101, guys.

[Bit 3]

All right, before I go -- I have a buddy.

His name's Nick.

Every time I see him, I go, "Hey, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick,

Nick, Nick, Nickelodeon.

You guys get it?

It's 'cause he's a pedophile.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Medical obesity labels could be a round and lovable body.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI used to weigh well over 300 pounds.

setupYeah, doctors kept calling me weird names,

setuplike severely unhealthy or morbidly obese.

punchlineI just thought I was round and lovable.