Kelly Quinn

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.38 punch density·0.00 tag density·Large Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

My husband always gives me grief for saving all my fast food napkins in his car.

I tend to value worthless things.

Like our children.

[Bit 2]

He also isn't real fond of the fact that I like true crime podcasts.

He says he's worried for my soul.

And he should be worried because statistically,

I am the most likely to murder him.

He's a history buff and he's fine with war.

I guess domestic homicide is just not in a big enough volume.

But it does answer for me the question of nurture or nature.

He is German.

[Bit 3]

We are almost empty nesters,

so I thought we should travel more.

He said, "Yes, we should take the path of Lewis and Clark

from Pittsburgh to the Oregon coast.

It's 4,900 miles. We'll go through 60 native territories.

It'll be badass."

I thought it would be nice to go to Dallas.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Saving fast food napkins implies thrift, but reveals contempt for children.”

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupMy husband always gives me grief for saving all my fast food napkins in his car.

setupI tend to value worthless things.

punchlineLike our children.