Hal Saadi

Bucket PullMiddle EasternMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.24 punch density·0.33 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 34:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I used to sound like a girl when I was growing up.

Then my balls dropped. Now I sound like a woman.

It's actually one of the reasons people would call me gay, so I stopped talking.

Yeah, they can't call you a sissy if you don't say anything.

Oh, yes, they can.

So I stop talking, I stop smiling.

I stop fucking dudes.

What else does a guy need to do, you know?

[Bit 2]

I'm not a political guy,

but, actually, my liberal friends,

they annoy me a lot, and my conservative friends,

they annoy me just as much.

But what I think is cool about that

is that you all thought I had friends, so...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Balls dropping implies masculinity, but reveals a feminine voice.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI used to sound like a girl when I was growing up.

punchlineThen my balls dropped. Now I sound like a woman.