Set 7 · Episode 734

Matt Campbell

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.75 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.64 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 56:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm English.
Or as you lot like to call me, gay.

[Bit 2]

I had expectations when I came to this country, guys.
Everything I learned about you lot is filtered
through the media you send my way.
So when I was coming up, high school musical coming out.
What the fuck was that?
An all-white basketball team won a state championship?
Fuck right off.
I was also disappointed the sequel didn't involve a school shooting scene.
I was completely unprepared for these high school drills, guys.
You have to understand, I didn't know a shit about basketball.

[Bit 3]

But that's South African, which means I'm genetically racist.
But he has a poster of Mandela.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

English people being read as gay is widely understood but rarely said aloud.

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI'm English.
punchlineOr as you lot like to call me, gay.
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