
KT #734 - DUSTY SLAY + MARTIN PHILLIPS
2025-09-09
Set 7 · Episode 734
Matt Campbell
Bucket PullSmall Joke BookLarge Joke Book
Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.48 punch density·0.75 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.64 punch density·0.75 tag density·Large Joke Book
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Skips to 56:55 in the episode
[Bit 1]
I'm English.
Or as you lot like to call me, gay.
[Bit 2]
I had expectations when I came to this country, guys.
Everything I learned about you lot is filtered
through the media you send my way.
So when I was coming up, high school musical coming out.
What the fuck was that?
An all-white basketball team won a state championship?
Fuck right off.
I was also disappointed the sequel didn't involve a school shooting scene.
I was completely unprepared for these high school drills, guys.
You have to understand, I didn't know a shit about basketball.
[Bit 3]
But that's South African, which means I'm genetically racist.
But he has a poster of Mandela.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“English people being read as gay is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupI'm English.
punchlineOr as you lot like to call me, gay.