Trip Callahan

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[Bit 1]

My god guys I saw Target they got in trouble for selling tuck friendly bikinis to children

I guess like if it came with a little pouch where you can tuck the dick

And at first I thought, yeah, at first I thought it was weird,

but then I realized it was probably even more weird to be against it.

Because basically what you're saying, if your son's wearing a bikini,

then I want to see the cock, you know?

Yeah, dude, your kid can't be trans unless it's fucking swinging.

[Bit 2]

I got weird opinions on everything.

and everything, I still think race matters a lot.

Like, for example, a white lab, that's a great dog.

A black lab's also a great dog.

But a Chinese lab, that will shut down the world economy.

[Bit 3]

I am against racism, though.

Like, there's nothing I'd love more

than when a racist gets poetic justice.

Like, whenever I see a racist white chick,

I always secretly hope she gets fat.

Yeah, 'cause then she has to fuck black, dude, so...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Opposing tuck-friendly children's swimwear could be a way of wanting to see a child's genitals.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupMy god guys I saw Target they got in trouble for selling tuck friendly bikinis to children

setupI guess like if it came with a little pouch where you can tuck the dick

setupAnd at first I thought, yeah, at first I thought it was weird,

setupbut then I realized it was probably even more weird to be against it.

punchlineBecause basically what you're saying, if your son's wearing a bikini,

punchlinethen I want to see the cock, you know?

tagYeah, dude, your kid can't be trans unless it's fucking swinging.