Adam Dyes

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

If one of you guys get abducted and ask for your leader,

come to me.

My name is Adam Dyes and I am the Second Coming.

Second if you break it down say con D kind of sounds like somebody deceiving somebody about the size of their dick

But really we know second is really second because the second unit of measure in an hour. There's minute and there's second

So when somebody says

It's gonna take a second. It's implied. It's gonna be more than one always kind of like what I told my kids

I'd be back in a second

Now I'm in my second week in Austin fucking off with y'all shit

and my second year away from them.

I remember way back when I was seconds into a sexual session

with my ex and she was like, pull out, pull out, pull out.

And I was like, in a second, now we have a second child.

I should have about what, 17, oh, that's a minute.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Second' sounds like 'con D', and 'con D' fits because dick size deception.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupIf one of you guys get abducted and ask for your leader,

setupcome to me.

setupMy name is Adam Dyes and I am the Second Coming.

punchlineSecond if you break it down say con D kind of sounds like somebody deceiving somebody about the size of their dick