Christina Mariani

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.33 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:18:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I've been having a hard time dating.

Well at least getting laid's a little bit easier, you know.

Yeah, I've been trying some pickup lines.

When I go out, I've been trying some pickup lines.

So far, the one that's gotten me the most action

has been no.

[Bit 2]

Usually that works, but you know,

when it doesn't, I'll go home

and I have to turn to the internet

for some material to help me get off.

Yeah, I'm really into shower stuff.

I think shower stuff's pretty hot.

But Portinhub has been getting real stingy with those Holocaust videos.

I guess I'm like a sucker for a guy in uniform or whatever.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a hard time dating both limits romance and yet still allows casual sex.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupI've been having a hard time dating.

punchlineWell at least getting laid's a little bit easier, you know.