Eric McVeigh

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- I like to fuck cancer patients.

Not because they still deserve to get penis,

but because I don't have to worry about pulling out.

[Bit 2]

All right, now I think this new generation

of butt stuffers and ass eaters is doing it wrong.

See, when I was growing up, it was considered real sexual

for a woman to taste herself.

So after you'd put your dick in her pussy,

she'd suck her juices off, right?

All right.

Now, personally, I haven't put my dick in the diarrhea

dungeon because when I was younger,

I concocted this irrational fear that when I pulled out,

I'd have a piece of shit corn stuck in my pee hole.

Then I'd have to shoot my way out of that ass

I wonder if that's how the Indian women get their red dots.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sleeping with cancer patients implies compassion, but reveals no need to pull out.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- I like to fuck cancer patients.

setupNot because they still deserve to get penis,

punchlinebut because I don't have to worry about pulling out.