Phoenix Provocateur

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 39:56 in the episode

[Bit 1]

My dad would be so proud.

And yes, I know my dad.

He literally calls me every other birthday.

[Bit 2]

I actually just turned 29 a few weeks ago, believe it or not.

Yeah, yeah, make some noise, make some noise.

Yes.

I couldn't decide whether I wanted to have a pool party

or just drink my pool.

[Bit 3]

My beauty feels like it's still on an incline,

or at least the hormones are still doing their job,

if you know what I mean.

And, and, and,

sucking dick is great for your jawline,

if you didn't know that.

If you didn't know, if you didn't know.

I actually just broke a nail

giving a hand job in the fucking back alley.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dad calling every other birthday implies normal contact, but reveals near-total absence.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupMy dad would be so proud.

setupAnd yes, I know my dad.

punchlineHe literally calls me every other birthday.