2025-10-28

Set 8 · Episode 741

Timmy

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.16 punch density·1.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.16 punch density·1.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

Tone, how long have you been attempting stand-up comedy?

Oh, this is improvised.

I've been doing it 18 and a half years.

- 18 and a half years.

- Yeah, I started at the comedy store.

- Okay.

- Moved here five years ago.

- So 18 and a half years, Tone.

Okay, let's,

let's do this.

I wanna hear your best joke in 18 and a half years.

No pressure, Tone.

- Wow.

- Let's just see your best joke.

[Bit 2]

Here's a small joke book.

And that's how you catch a small joke book. We can go all day.

[Bit 3]

And while I was doing it, I actually read that you did write

"Dee Madness' part out."

Is it OK?

Can I read that?

Yeah, I forgot Dee doesn't know how to read.

Yeah, you could take it, Tom.

You could take it.

And I mean, it's real.

It says "Dee Madness."

You see that?

Say, "Dig it, cats.

I'm about to piss my drawers, you feel me?

Need a righteous brother to haul my black ass to the john."

Quick like, "Ah, shit.

Too late.

Done baptized my britches.

A-tone, sip this elk piss.

Might cure the AIDS.

You dig?

Ha, just jiving, slim type shit."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Asking for the best joke implies a huge test, but reveals no pressure.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupTone, how long have you been attempting stand-up comedy?

setup- So 18 and a half years, Tone.

setupOkay, let's,

setuplet's do this.

setupI wanna hear your best joke in 18 and a half years.

punchlineNo pressure, Tone.

tag- Wow.

tag- Let's just see your best joke.