2025-10-28

Set 4 · Episode 741

Tristan Bowling

Golden Ticket

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.65 punch density·1.20 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.65 punch density·1.20 tag density

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Skips to 56:59 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm a cat guy.

I got two cats.

Really, guys? Yeah.

Hey.

Fine. Yeah. Pussy.

That's what I'm talking--

When I say I love pussy, that's what I'm talking about.

You know?

People are like, "I want to crush it."

I'm like, "Really? I want to snuggle it."

[Bit 2]

I got a black cat and I got a Puerto Rican cat.

I know she's Puerto Rican, all right?

She rolls her Rs when she meows.

I'd be like, "Tiny, what are you doing?"

And she looks at me like, "Pfft!"

And it...

Which I know just means stupid.

Like I know.

But she's got long nails and she's prone to violence.

I posted me doing that joke on the internet

and one of the comments asked me,

"What makes your other cat black?"

He doesn't pay rent, I'm kidding.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Pussy' can mean a cat or a sexual reference.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupI'm a cat guy.

setupI got two cats.

setupFine. Yeah. Pussy.

punchlineThat's what I'm talking--

punchlineWhen I say I love pussy, that's what I'm talking about.

setupPeople are like, "I want to crush it."

punchlineI'm like, "Really? I want to snuggle it."