Aldo Kaldow

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.41 punch density·1.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

The hardest thing about being a musical comedian here in Austin,

Texas is you let your family down twice.

[Bit 2]

So I'm a musical comedian here in Austin, Texas.

My album went aluminum.

You can find it on Craigslist, MySpace, all that good stuff.

[Bit 3]

The first song is called "End of the World."

Other than that, I talk to my daughters about the future

and about remembering the future since it's an election year.

And we talk about what it's really gonna be like

since we have a black president and a white president,

what it would be like if we have a Latino president.

But what if we have a gay Latino president?

Soy presidente Alejandro Ramos.

And soy presidente, the USA.

Not only have I read your books and seen the movies

of your beautiful country, but I was in the musical.

♪ Tuesday, Tuesday ♪

What putas, y'all have never seen USA?

Oh my God, though.

It's about time that America takes it from behind.

Emida, China, you're talking shit, Tavron?

We got our chance to put on the 15th,

and then we'll pay you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"let your family down" can mean one disappointment or two career failures at once.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupThe hardest thing about being a musical comedian here in Austin,

punchlineTexas is you let your family down twice.