2024-03-19

Set 7 · Episode 655

Brian Lumbra

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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.77 punch density·2.33 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.77 punch density·2.33 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I got scanned on Instagram recently.

This guy from Gambia messaged me.

Him and his siblings were starving.

Great, fantastic.

Here we go.

Of course I was going to fucking blank out with the fucking thing.

I've been fucking staring at the notes outside.

No, look, so this guy from Gambia fucking messaged me.

He keeps fucking messaging me.

He calls me all the fucking time.

I sent him money once, I sent him money twice.

It's always an emergency.

My phone is 911 for Gambia.

It's fucking driving me crazy.

I'm jerking off, Gambia's calling.

I'm jerking off again, Gambia's calling.

I'm jerking off again, I'm just like, fuck.

Um, two weeks ago I spent $150 on malaria pills.

And I was like, that's it.

This has got to stop.

And he, I said, that's it.

This has got to stop.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a personal phone number could be reframe as a nation's emergency line.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI got scanned on Instagram recently.

setupThis guy from Gambia messaged me.

setupHim and his siblings were starving.

setupNo, look, so this guy from Gambia fucking messaged me.

setupHe keeps fucking messaging me.

setupHe calls me all the fucking time.

setupI sent him money once, I sent him money twice.

setupIt's always an emergency.

punchlineMy phone is 911 for Gambia.

tagIt's fucking driving me crazy.