Doug Allen

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.29 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:11:27 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Oh, thank you. Hey, yeah, awesome to be here. Thank you for calling me fuck dude. I recently got interested in van life

But not for like the travel and the free spiritedness just because like I want to kill my girlfriend

[Bit 2]

Thanks guys, yeah, I do look like this

I look like a cop but only the ones that sing about the YMCA.

I'm like, "Black man, get down on the ground."

[Bit 3]

staring you down yeah okay we stare at it hard ah I'm from Charleston I'm a big

fan of golf I watch the PGA's every year can I finish this thank you I watch the

PGA's every year I noticed this year there's a lot more Asian golfers than

there's been in the past I really like seeing Asian golfers it's good to see

the diversity but the thing I don't like about Asian golfers is all the holes are

blurred now that's for Redbone yeah Doug Allen everybody welcome to the show

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Wanting van life implies wanderlust, but reveals needing mobile murder housing.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupOh, thank you. Hey, yeah, awesome to be here. Thank you for calling me fuck dude. I recently got interested in van life

punchlineBut not for like the travel and the free spiritedness just because like I want to kill my girlfriend