2024-03-19

Set 8 · Episode 655

Jordan Brady

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.37 punch density·1.03 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.31 punch density·1.67 tag density

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Skips to 1:19:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yeah, I saw a guy outside earlier

look just like the singer of Green Day.

I was like, "Hey, Billy Joe, what's up, man?"

He was like, "What?"

I was like, "Billy, Green Day, big fan."

He was like, "No, no."

I mean, I was like, "Are you sure, man?

and he looked just like him.

And he was like, "Nah, dude, I'm sorry."

I was like, "Dude, you're wearing a Green Day T-shirt."

And he goes, "Look, man, I'ma level with you.

"I'm homeless.

"I found this shirt in the dumpster.

"I don't even know this man.

"I'm just trying to stay warm, all right?"

I said, "My mistake, man."

That's when I started walking off and he was like,

"Wait, one more thing."

I said, "What's that?"

And he pointed a cup towards me and he said,

"Do you have a dime?"

I said, "Billy Joe."

It was him.

At least I think it was him.

He did smell like Dookie.

[Bit 2]

I used to think that homeless people

were just folks on strike against bathing

with their signs and whatnot.

[Bit 3]

Isn't tea just coffee on his period?

With that string and whatnot?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“a homeless man's denial implies honesty, but reveals he was the celebrity the whole time.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupYeah, I saw a guy outside earlier

setuplook just like the singer of Green Day.

setupI was like, "Hey, Billy Joe, what's up, man?"

setupHe was like, "What?"

setupI was like, "Billy, Green Day, big fan."

setupHe was like, "No, no."

setupI mean, I was like, "Are you sure, man?

setupand he looked just like him.

setupAnd he was like, "Nah, dude, I'm sorry."

setupI was like, "Dude, you're wearing a Green Day T-shirt."

setupAnd he goes, "Look, man, I'ma level with you.

setup"I'm homeless.

setup"I found this shirt in the dumpster.

setup"I don't even know this man.

setup"I'm just trying to stay warm, all right?"

setupI said, "My mistake, man."

setupThat's when I started walking off and he was like,

setup"Wait, one more thing."

setupI said, "What's that?"

setupAnd he pointed a cup towards me and he said,

setup"Do you have a dime?"

punchlineI said, "Billy Joe."

tagIt was him.

tagAt least I think it was him.

tagHe did smell like Dookie.