Set 2 · Episode 574
Alex Baldamp
Bucket Pull
Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set
This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Oh, I just drove over here last month
from Charleston, South Carolina.
Yeah, I had to drive through the Southeast.
You see some weird shit driving through the Southeast,
you know?
Saw a psychics office in Alabama.
I think that's what it was, it was spelled "physic."
How the hell are you gonna read my future
when you can't fucking read regular, man?
[Bit 2]
It's weird, all my friends, they're settling down,
I'm having kids.
I got a dog, that's more my speed.
[Bit 3]
Yeah, they always tell me I don't love my dog
as much as their kid, which is a weird gamble.
But they always say you're not gonna know real love
until you look into that kid's first,
into that kid's eyes that very first time.
I bet a lot of people told Casey Anthony that too.
I know, guys, guys, I shouldn't joke
about postpartum depression.
I get it, it could get any one of us in here.
Got the big guy upstairs one time, remember?
We drown all those kids in the bathtub except for Noah.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A misspelled psychic sign implies mystical insight, but reveals basic illiteracy.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- Oh, I just drove over here last month
setupfrom Charleston, South Carolina.
setupYeah, I had to drive through the Southeast.
setupYou see some weird shit driving through the Southeast,
setupyou know?
setupSaw a psychics office in Alabama.
setupI think that's what it was, it was spelled "physic."
setupHow the hell are you gonna read my future
punchlinewhen you can't fucking read regular, man?