Chepp Rowan

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.30 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 1:26:44 in the episode

[Bit 1]

All right, I just want to make something clear real quick.

So my name is Chepp, but spelled Chepp.

So when I was born, my doctor asked my parents, "You want to buy a valve?"

My parents were like, "No, it's good.

They can figure it out."

Trust me, no one figured it out yet.

[Bit 2]

So I normally don't like to hang out with haters or be around them, but I'm kind of

obligated to be with her and around her because it's my eight-year-old daughter

you have no idea anytime I try to talk to a girl or be anything goes well she's

like hey dad what's up Callie so dad is that your other girlfriend what the fuck

I don't even have one yet so anyways thank you that's my time there you go

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Refusing to buy a vowel at birth implies frugality, but reveals a permanently unreadable name.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAll right, I just want to make something clear real quick.

setupSo my name is Chepp, but spelled Chepp.

setupSo when I was born, my doctor asked my parents, "You want to buy a valve?"

setupMy parents were like, "No, it's good.

setupThey can figure it out."

punchlineTrust me, no one figured it out yet.