John Horner

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Career avg·4.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.19 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch John Horner’s set

Skips to 29:22 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm ready to party.

I'm rock hard.

[Bit 2]

You guys like country music.

You guys like good old-fashioned country music.

Everybody clap your hands.

Come on.

to a country song. All right clap your hands guys.

Cowgirls give me a yeehaw. Cowboys give me a yeehaw.

All right guys this song here is called Death to the Infidel.

Hello, Shem, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, sheba.

[Bit 3]

All right, guys, I'm not opposed

to a transgender president

because I will never go to the bathroom in the White House.

[Bit 4]

All right, guys, my stage name is John Horner.

My legal name is John Horner, registered sex offender.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being rock hard implies sexual arousal, but reveals wheelchair-user paralysis.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm ready to party.

punchlineI'm rock hard.