Set 9 · Episode 574
Mike Stagg
Bucket Pull
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·1.00 beats/set·0.20 punch density·5.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.20 punch density·5.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- Y'all out there hustling and grinding,
doing the thing every day?
Yeah, yeah.
And I wake up early sometimes, and you
kind of feel the weight of the world.
And I kind of just think about inspirational quotes
from the founding fathers.
I think it's crazy how he idealized them.
But early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy,
wealthy, and wise.
And then what?
You get to fuck the slaves or whatever?
That's not bad.
And this is what we all take to heart, you know?
Thomas Jefferson, whatever you do,
act like the whole world's watching.
Watching you fuck the slaves.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“Founding father virtue wisdom implies timeless inspiration, but reveals it was advice for slaveholders.”
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setup- Y'all out there hustling and grinding,
setupdoing the thing every day?
setupAnd I wake up early sometimes, and you
setupkind of feel the weight of the world.
setupAnd I kind of just think about inspirational quotes
setupfrom the founding fathers.
setupI think it's crazy how he idealized them.
setupBut early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy,
setupwealthy, and wise.
setupAnd then what?
punchlineYou get to fuck the slaves or whatever?
tagThat's not bad.
tagAnd this is what we all take to heart, you know?
tagThomas Jefferson, whatever you do,
tagact like the whole world's watching.
tagWatching you fuck the slaves.