Set 8 · Episode 574
Winston Shaw
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Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.44 punch density·5.00 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.44 punch density·5.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I like to watch interviews with rappers
just because they talk about themselves
like they're Jesus, you know?
So I just kinda like watched him emulate the mindset.
Like I was watching an interview
with a rapper the other day.
I can't remember what the question he was asked was
because his answer was just so captivating, right?
Interviewer asked the rapper a question.
Rapper looks the interviewer dead in the eyes
and I swear to God his answer, he goes,
"I don't give a shit.
Bitch missing out on blessings.
Right?
That's what I was there for.
You know what I'm saying?
I emulate the mindset just like,
bitch missing out on blessings.
I thought about it though.
I was like, I wish Jesus had spoken like a rapper
in the Bible instead.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think that would have been way fucking cooler.
Just like, some dudes like, Jesus,
those ladies over there, they don't believe in you.
And Jesus is like, I could give a shit.
Bitch missing out on blessings.
You know?
He starts like, crip walking on the water a little bit.
- Starts turning water into lean.
It's turning eights into ounces.
He's wearing a chain of himself.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A captivating interview answer implies wisdom, but reveals meaningless bravado.”
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setup- I like to watch interviews with rappers
setupjust because they talk about themselves
setuplike they're Jesus, you know?
setupSo I just kinda like watched him emulate the mindset.
setupLike I was watching an interview
setupwith a rapper the other day.
setupI can't remember what the question he was asked was
setupbecause his answer was just so captivating, right?
setupInterviewer asked the rapper a question.
setupRapper looks the interviewer dead in the eyes
setupand I swear to God his answer, he goes,
setup"I don't give a shit.
punchlineBitch missing out on blessings.
tagRight?
tagThat's what I was there for.
tagYou know what I'm saying?
tagI emulate the mindset just like,
tagbitch missing out on blessings.