2021-11-09

Set 8 · Episode 530

JT Stockman

Bucket Pull

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.30 punch density·0.17 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.30 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 1:27:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I started using Tinder again.

I see now on Tinder you can identify

if you've been vaccinated or not.

Yeah, I saw that. I was like,

"I think we're looking for the wrong diseases on that app."

Last I checked, the diseases are there.

Don't come from Wuhan. They come from the Poonan.

[Bit 2]

I got called a cracker recently.

That kinda hurt my feelings.

Said it with a hard R and everything.

I was like, "God damn."

[Bit 3]

It hurt 'cause it was sending me by a black dude.

Like had a white guy call me a cracker,

I wouldn't care as much, but shit hurt.

Got called the N word too, that was pretty sweet.

It was only sweet 'cause it was sending me by a black dude.

You know, had a white guy call him the N word?

I would've been like, "Nah."

But when you're a white guy and a black dude

calls her the N-word?

That's kind of like when a girl tells you

she loves you for the first time.

Like, you gotta sit there and think for a second,

like, should I say it back?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Adding vaccine status to Tinder implies health screening, but reveals the app's older STI risk.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI started using Tinder again.

setupI see now on Tinder you can identify

setupif you've been vaccinated or not.

setupYeah, I saw that. I was like,

punchline"I think we're looking for the wrong diseases on that app."