Charlie Mack

Bucket PullBlackMan

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.71 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·6 beats·0.53 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 9:50 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Yo, I love it here.

Like, Austin has some of the most beautiful dikes

I've ever seen.

No, dikes don't get enough credit.

Sorry, was y'all a fucking dike?

No.

You don't like gently used coochie?

I used to say I never fucking dike, never.

Where I'm from, we call them studs.

And I looked on Facebook, and it said,

"studs was an acronym."

Yes, S-T-U-D-S.

Stanford's still, Teddy's under that shirt.

I said that at my last show, one of them studs got mad.

She jumped up, said, "It don't stand for that.

"It's Stanford slinging this unreal dick, sir."

And then she got mad and told her little dike friend,

he think he funny.

Go to the truck and get the strap.

So first I was scared she was getting the gun.

Then I started praying she was getting the gun.

'Cause if strap is short for strap-on,

different conversation.

I got scared, like, "Um, excuse me, Mr. Ma'am.

Please don't get the big black nine,

'cause it might be inches or a millimeter.

I don't know."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Masculine lesbians being attractive is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupYo, I love it here.

setupLike, Austin has some of the most beautiful dikes

punchlineI've ever seen.

tagNo, dikes don't get enough credit.