Fuzzy

Bucket PullSmall Joke Book

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.91 punch density·2.13 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·1.00 punch density·3.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 16:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I believe the best superpower is the ability to freeze time

because you're in control.

You gotta remember they don't want you to have superpowers.

They, the Jews, do not want you to head.

[Bit 2]

But when you freeze time, you're in control.

And the perks are motherfucking sweet.

Everyone here would do the same thing immediately.

We're going to the bank.

We'd all do it.

Come on, you'd go to the bank.

You'd see the teller.

You'd wait for her to open up the vault.

Freeze time.

And then...

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Jews blocking superpowers is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupI believe the best superpower is the ability to freeze time

setupbecause you're in control.

setupYou gotta remember they don't want you to have superpowers.

punchlineThey, the Jews, do not want you to head.