
KT #726 - ARI SHAFFIR + MARK NORMAND
2025-07-08
Set 5 · Episode 726
Karen Jones
Bucket PullBlackWoman
Career avg·1.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·1.50 tag density·1 set
This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.50 punch density·1.50 tag density
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Skips to 56:18 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Some of you may remember me.
I was falsely accused of storming the Capitol.
I've been pardoned by President Trump.
Unfortunately, I had already been incarcerated for 90 days before I got the pardon.
grateful but while I was in prison I was raped. Well okay date raped. Okay it was
consensual. It's still very unpleasant. I and yeah okay I was on house arrest but
it's terrible to be on house arrest because you can't leave but I found out
that you could leave for medical procedures.
So I scheduled a mammogram, a pap smear,
and a colonoscopy, and I'm telling you,
it was as horrible as any other time I've been raped.
Date-raped.
Had sex and regretted it, whatever you want to call it.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A prison rape story implies violent incarceration, but reveals consensual sex on house arrest.”
Joke Type
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setupSome of you may remember me.
setupI was falsely accused of storming the Capitol.
setupI've been pardoned by President Trump.
setupUnfortunately, I had already been incarcerated for 90 days before I got the pardon.
punchlinegrateful but while I was in prison I was raped. Well okay date raped. Okay it was
tagconsensual. It's still very unpleasant. I and yeah okay I was on house arrest but