2025-02-25

Set 7 · Episode 708

Colin Sledge

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.83 bits/set·3.67 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.32 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So I used to work at the mall at Express.

one time these two ladies went in the same fitting room.

And when that happens, apparently you're supposed to say,

I'm sorry, they only allow one person at a time

in the fitting rooms.

But what I said was, oh yeah.

And my head was really quiet, you know,

but they said I shouted it.

[Bit 2]

I always say the wrong thing, you know,

Like I was hooking up with this girl,

and she was like, "Talk 30 to me."

And I was like, "What do you want me to say?

"I'll just say whatever you want,

"just tell me what to say."

And she was like, "Just make me feel like a slut."

I was like, "You're such a slut,

"you're having sex with me."

And at the end, she was like, "Did you even come?"

I was like, "Fisted you?"

"No, so why are you talking to shit?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Two women sharing a fitting room implies a professional refusal, but reveals enthusiastic approval.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo I used to work at the mall at Express.

setupone time these two ladies went in the same fitting room.

setupAnd when that happens, apparently you're supposed to say,

setupI'm sorry, they only allow one person at a time

setupin the fitting rooms.

punchlineBut what I said was, oh yeah.

tagAnd my head was really quiet, you know,

tagbut they said I shouted it.