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2021-07-13

Christian Copeland

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Watch Christian Copeland's Kill Tony episode 513 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 0.35 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.35 punch density·1.67 tag density·Big Joke Book

Thank you, thank you.

Appreciate it.

[Bit 1]

I just moved to Austin, just moved to Austin.

I did not move by myself.

I actually moved with my best friend and his boyfriend.

So I split an apartment with two gay guys, no homeowner.

Realized that Austin's a pretty political place.

I'm not a very political guy.

[Bit 2]

Last thing I heard was that we don't have

to wear a mask anymore.

I think it's gonna be interesting in schools

'cause like one of my little brothers in high school

He said that all the COVID cases are spiking

'cause none of the kids are wearing masks.

He also said that they don't have a school bell

at the end of the day anymore.

They just fire off a cannon

and tell you how many kids died,

like in the Hunger Games.

What else, you guys?

[Bit 3]

I'm a big hockey fan.

I like hockey.

Hockey's my favorite sport

for one reason and one reason only.

And that's because if you lose in hockey,

you're still ice skating.

Like, it's not that bad.

Like, it's still a pretty good time.

I'm like, it's hard to be sad and also be ice skating.

I dare you to try it.

All right, thank you guys very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI just moved to Austin, just moved to Austin.

setupI did not move by myself.

setupI actually moved with my best friend and his boyfriend.

punchlineSo I split an apartment with two gay guys, no homeowner.