Riley Gilmore

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Watch Riley Gilmore's Kill Tony episode 513 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.85 punch density, 1.20 tag density.

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.99 punch density·2.35 tag density·2 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.85 punch density·1.20 tag density

- Thank you.

So thank you so much.

[Bit 1]

Sorry I look like a racist middle schooler.

[Bit 2]

I saw a camel the other day.

The first thing I did was look at its toe.

Not really my thing.

People are like, camel toe is so hot.

You gotta see a tan with those.

It's disgusting, okay?

It's covered in shit.

I didn't even feel that good.

You guys can do whatever you want.

[Bit 3]

I got in a fight with a guy in a wheelchair the other day.

He pointed to his pistol, he said,

"I wouldn't mess with me, boy, I'm armed."

I was like, "Okay, well, I'm lagged."

It was a rough day at Arby's.

Let's just...

[Bit 4]

I don't get people into astrology.

It's just like they like to all accepting like,

hey, I don't care what race or gender you are,

but if you're born in December, fuck you.

It's just discriminating in a different way.

What is this, Brown versus the Board of Baristas?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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punchlineSorry I look like a racist middle schooler.