Lauren Jamison

Bucket PullWoman

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·0.75 tag density

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Skips to 1:21:10 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I love how Governor Abbott recently barricaded

the Texas border with miles of state trooper vehicles

in order to keep the Hadians out.

What a dumb idea.

It's not like those immigrants aren't gonna know

how to hotwire those cars.

[Bit 2]

I'm a big Disney fan.

I'm really excited about the remakes that are coming out,

like Cinderella.

This time around, she's gonna be a Mexican.

Which makes sense 'cause she is a maid.

Glass slipper, more like glass cleaner.

Give Camilla Cabela a bottle of Windex.

She'll get that castle spic and span.

[Bit 3]

Okay, fine, Little Mermaid's my favorite too, all right?

She's coming out with a new one.

Yeah, this time Ariel's gonna be black.

Cover your ears, cover your ears.

I just don't think I'm gonna watch it.

I'm afraid she might drown.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A police-car border wall could be a gift to immigrants who can hotwire cars.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI love how Governor Abbott recently barricaded

setupthe Texas border with miles of state trooper vehicles

setupin order to keep the Hadians out.

setupWhat a dumb idea.

punchlineIt's not like those immigrants aren't gonna know

punchlinehow to hotwire those cars.