Gus Horn

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[Bit 1]

I don't know if you can tell from my accent, but I am fat.

[Bit 2]

I've been trying to work, and I've been going to the gym.

I got a trainer at the gym. Got so happy losing weight.

You know, they turn, I was like,

"Gus, what are your goals in the gym?

Do you want to bulk or do you want to cut?"

I was like, "Dude, just want to see my dick again, man.

That's...without a mirror. That's..."

[Bit 3]

I started losing weight recently, and people asked--

I want to ask you, how much weight do you want to lose?

What's your goal weight?

And I never knew how to answer that,

because I haven't been small since I was small.

So, I don't know.

But recently, I figured out my goal is,

I want to lose enough weight so that I can go skydiving.

I don't know if you guys know there's a weight limit

for skydiving, and I am too fat for gravity, apparently, so...

When I go skydiving twice, actually, anybody can go once.

There's no...

No requirement if it's a one-time thing, you know?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“I don't know if you can tell from my accent, but I am fat.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

punchlineI don't know if you can tell from my accent, but I am fat.