Phoenix Provocateur

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.42 punch density·0.72 tag density·3 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.54 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 24:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So one of the best parts about my life right now

is that my boyfriend goes to work all day

and then he wants to come home and suck my dick.

[Bit 2]

So sometimes going around straight people

feels like going cow-tipping.

Are they awake, are they not?

[Bit 3]

So over the holidays,

my great grandma told me that the best nigga to be,

or the worst nigga to be, my bad,

the worst nigga to be is a white nigga.

Now this is a 90 year old woman,

she tells me shit like that all the time.

She told me when she was little

that she used to terrorize white kids by saying,

God loves us more because he took the time to color us in.

I think it makes sense, I think it makes sense.

And then they had me and I think she questioned

everything after that, but it's okay, it's all right.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A boyfriend coming home to please a partner implies a straight dynamic, but reveals trans partner.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo one of the best parts about my life right now

setupis that my boyfriend goes to work all day

punchlineand then he wants to come home and suck my dick.