Seth Tilly

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.12 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.12 punch density·0.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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[Bit 1]

I tried to get a job at Goodwill.

They turned me down.

I couldn't pass the background check.

So now I work for the airlines.

[Bit 2]

All kinds of shit goes on there.

I walked into the back room.

I have a bad filter on my mouth.

I walk into the back room, and it

smells like pot and pussy in the back room.

It was 10 bags that needed to be just rerouted to Atlanta,

Georgia, or whatever.

and I smelled like pot pussy,

and I want to be respectful, man.

I went for another P word.

I said, I walk in, I said, "Smells like pot and piss."

Well, my supervisor looks at me, female,

and she looks at me and says, "It's your upper lip."

I look back at her, I told her, "It's your lower cunt."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Failing a Goodwill background check implies unemployability, but reveals airline employment as a lower standard.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI tried to get a job at Goodwill.

setupThey turned me down.

setupI couldn't pass the background check.

punchlineSo now I work for the airlines.