Uncle Laser

Bucket PullWhiteMan

Career avg·2.60 bits/set·3.80 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.90 tag density·5 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.53 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Listen, Kanye West said, "You fucking fat bitch?"

It means you a broke bitch, okay?

[Bit 2]

Y'all might as well call me Section 8 housing, all right?

'Cause I love a thick bitch.

[Bit 3]

All right, I like a bitch built like a nose tackle,

like a Warren Sapp.

They said, "Where y'all meet?"

I said, "In the fucking A gap, of course."

That's where we met, right?

[Bit 4]

I once, I met a thick Mexican bitch at a quincea

the other day.

It's a Mexican birthday party, okay?

She was sitting there looking like Nacho Libre.

I said, "Hello, how you doing, darling?"

She was breastfeeding a seven-year-old.

Which I thought that was a little old in age

to be doing all that, but la familia, you know, whatever.

But she had that second titty out

just blowing around in the breeze.

I said, "Now, who's that for?"

I went in there and got me a little suckle.

That shit tasted like horchata.

I love her very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Calling someone a fat bitch could be a coded way of calling them broke.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupListen, Kanye West said, "You fucking fat bitch?"

punchlineIt means you a broke bitch, okay?