2024-04-16

Set 2 · Episode 659

Caleb Barge

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.19 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.19 punch density·0.33 tag density·Large Joke Book

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Skips to 12:57 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I was raised really religious and my parents put me in a private Christian school and there

they taught me that we were created by God and we did not evolve from monkeys.

If anybody here believes we did not evolve from monkeys I want you to go home and Google

foot job porn.

Have you seen that shit?

Foot job porn?

A girl jerking a dude off with her feet?

That's the most monkey shit I've ever seen in my life.

It frees your hands up to eat bananas.

[Bit 2]

My dad was a really religious one.

He was. He did not like gay people at all.

He told me this one, so he was like,

"Caleb, the way that gay guys have sex, it's disgusting.

They do each other in the butt, and that's where poop comes from."

I was like, "Dude, they're not doing each other while they're taking a shit, right?"

Every hole in the human body has a non-sexual function,

and when it's not doing that function,

that's when you're supposed to stick your penis in it, right?

You don't try to get a blowjob

if it's not eating a sandwich.

You wait.

Throw it in the sandwich.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Foot job porn implies animal behavior, but reveals monkey instincts.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI was raised really religious and my parents put me in a private Christian school and there

setupthey taught me that we were created by God and we did not evolve from monkeys.

setupIf anybody here believes we did not evolve from monkeys I want you to go home and Google

setupfoot job porn.

setupHave you seen that shit?

setupFoot job porn?

setupA girl jerking a dude off with her feet?

punchlineThat's the most monkey shit I've ever seen in my life.

tagIt frees your hands up to eat bananas.