Casey Rocket

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This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 6:22 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Folks, a lot of people say, "My body, my choice,"

but I always say, "Somebody should be on The Voice."

I'm a very good singer. Okay, cool.

[Bit 2]

Can I get a People's Temple, please? Hell, yeah.

It's like a Shirley Temple but Jonestown style,

so it's pretty cool.

It's where they crush up a bunch of Vicodin

and put it in a cup of flavor aid

instead of dying "I live for the first time."

for the first time in my entire life.

[Bit 3]

I used to swallow grapes whole until I was 12 years old.

And, uh... [laughs]

So, like, three times a week,

I would-- I would choke on grapes.

And--'cause that's how kings would eat grapes in cartoons.

They'd have a big bushel of grapes.

So three times a week, my mom would run in my room

and be choking on grapes.

And it's like Don Vito on Viva La Bayon.

And she'd go, "You're not a king. We love you.

You're not a king."

And I was like, "Love means nothing

when it seeps from the lips of a harlot."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Body choice" sounds like "the voice," and the voice fits because of singing.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupFolks, a lot of people say, "My body, my choice,"

punchlinebut I always say, "Somebody should be on The Voice."

tagI'm a very good singer. Okay, cool.