Colt

Golden Ticket

Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.31 punch density·0.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- You either die Matt Rife,

or you live long enough to see yourself become Dane Cook.

[Bit 2]

You hear a lot of weird stuff on Sixth Street.

The other day this guy walked up to me

He goes, "Hey, man, you know, I'll buy no people,

eat the best ass."

I was like, "What? Right?"

What the fuck?

He goes, "Yes, 'cause they already have pink eye."

My God, weird eyes, those folks.

[Bit 3]

You guys like politics?

Palestine.

I don't think they're pals with any stines.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A comedy career is like a superhero arc because both involve glory or villainy.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- You either die Matt Rife,

punchlineor you live long enough to see yourself become Dane Cook.