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2020-04-21

Josh Basili

Bucket Pull

Watch Josh Basili's Kill Tony episode 451 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 1.67 tag density.

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·1.00 punch density·1.67 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·6 beats·1.00 punch density·1.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

The cycle is Seattle and I'm autistic.

I just haven't been diagnosed.

Yeah, I mean, I hate my grandma.

She's a satanic bitch from hell.

I hope she gets COVID-19 and dies.

To be honest, I want to reap her dance on her grave.

She's terrible.

She pinned her own kids against each other.

In fact, she raped all her children

and her children raped all their children.

And their children make their children.

The cycle goes on.

But thank God my parents, my mom and dad,

are not satanic pedophiles like my cousins.

They, unfortunately, can't say that

because their dad raped them both and took their virginity.

Snatched you, as he's like to call,

snatched both of his sons, like I said,

private parts and their futures.

So what can I say?

[Bit 2]

The guy called me a schizophrenic

and he also said that I'm a loser.

Hey, guess what?

You lost a Jay Inslee in the Washington State Governor race.

You dropped out of high school.

You spent all your money on the race

and you lost your campaign.

Not only that is your son is gay

And you don't even know that he sucks more dick than the, than Aunt Floozy, his mom,

the Aunt Floozy she sucks.

What is going on?

Wow.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThe cycle is Seattle and I'm autistic.

punchlineI just haven't been diagnosed.