2021-11-09

Set 5 · Episode 530

Nicole Tran

Golden TicketWomanAsian

Career avg·5.00 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.32 punch density·0.21 tag density·4 sets

This set·7 bits·11 beats·0.56 punch density·0.73 tag density

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Skips to 54:22 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Last week, I went to a black comedy club in Auckland.

All the sisters looked at me like,

uh-oh.

Somebody forgot to pay the bills at the nail salon.

[Bit 2]

I went on a Rob Gickuda comedian.

She told me she has Asperger's syndrome.

I say no problem, man.

Let me pull over and get your ass a bugger.

[Bit 3]

- My mother hates Halloween.

She make her turn up the lights and hide under the bed.

It would be easier just to buy a bag of sneaker bars.

The first year we were here for trick or treat,

she gave it kids a spoonful of sticky rice.

I had to clean the window for a week.

[Bit 4]

I went to a pumpkin patch in Houston.

I saw a 2,000 pound pumpkin.

In Vietnam, we would car that pumpkin then move in.

And where's your house?

It's the four checker lantern on the left.

[Bit 5]

I pay my mother to do my daily chores.

For $25, she does my laundry.

For $15, she cleans my room.

I pay her $10 an hour to shut the internet

for blue-eyed white guys.

My mother doesn't believe in psychic reading,

but she happy to tell me that I have no future.

[Bit 6]

If she hears me sings,

♪ Someday my brings will come ♪

♪ This will come ♪

♪ Sitting king I'm talking about brings ♪

♪ The ji wah wah who lives at the dry cleaners ♪

♪ My little sister in my bookkeeper ♪

♪ With all the money I make in stand up ♪

She not very busy.

Two hour lunch, no problem, man.

She always carry a lot of cash with her in her purse.

Just in case the house burned down.

She still can't afford one karaoke night.

And some brisket, barbecue.

[Bit 7]

- Tony, recently I found out I'm allergic to alcohol.

I took one sip of tequila.

I sneeze for 10 minutes in Spanish.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Seeing an Asian woman in a black comedy club implies a customer, but reveals a nail-salon stereotype.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupLast week, I went to a black comedy club in Auckland.

setupAll the sisters looked at me like,

setupuh-oh.

punchlineSomebody forgot to pay the bills at the nail salon.