2024-04-16

Set 4 · Episode 659

Giovanni Vadana

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.40 punch density·2.00 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.40 punch density·2.00 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 33:48 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- So I just got a long relationship.

I've been trying to date more,

and dating women in Austin is insane.

I had a brack problem the other day,

and I go back to her place,

and she's like, "Take your shirt off.

"I'll give you a massage."

And usually, you know what that means.

It's gonna be, you know, a massage.

Take my shirt off, and then she started doing this.

She gave me a raky massage?

Listen, just grab a rake.

rake my back, I don't know, like, just take a finger up my ass, do anything besides massage my energy bitch.

Like, ah, damn, raky massage, man. It's wild.

[Bit 2]

Uh, Dayton's wired, especially with, I'm 30 now.

And I know I'm 30 because every time I drive by a house, first thing pops in my head.

It's like, that's a nice yard.

I like that. I'm a yard guy.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Massage" implies physical intimacy, but reveals Reiki.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- So I just got a long relationship.

setupI've been trying to date more,

setupand dating women in Austin is insane.

setupI had a brack problem the other day,

setupand I go back to her place,

setupand she's like, "Take your shirt off.

setup"I'll give you a massage."

setupAnd usually, you know what that means.

setupIt's gonna be, you know, a massage.

setupTake my shirt off, and then she started doing this.

punchlineShe gave me a raky massage?

tagListen, just grab a rake.

tagrake my back, I don't know, like, just take a finger up my ass, do anything besides massage my energy bitch.

tagLike, ah, damn, raky massage, man. It's wild.