JP LaBiasse

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.50 punch density·0.67 tag density·1 set

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.50 punch density·0.67 tag density·Small Joke Book

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Skips to 21:53 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I don't know if you guys can tell from the lights,

but I'm Italian.

All right, the truth is, I was bought

by a couple Italians, okay?

[Bit 2]

And that's the thing, though. I see a lot of white people

buying Asian babies, okay?

It's true. My parents bought three.

But I'll see a lot of Asians buying white babies.

Like, that doesn't make any sense, right?

Like, why would Asians spend money on a C student?

[Bit 3]

My girlfriend actually, she cheated on me with another Asian.

Yeah, it's cool. It's not her fault.

She said she thought it was me.

Turns out it was Hans Kim.

I didn't even see it coming.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Claiming to be Italian implies ethnic heritage, but reveals being bought by Italians.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI don't know if you guys can tell from the lights,

setupbut I'm Italian.

setupAll right, the truth is, I was bought

punchlineby a couple Italians, okay?